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Marketing Memberships
Our company exists to disrupt the marketing industry as you know it. We put the power back into the hand of the small business owner, creating an entire marketing system that’s sustainable, predictable, and 100% owned by you.
Unlimited scope. Strategic execution. Out-of-this-world results.
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“Linus is my new staff member but at a 50x level!”
– Dr. Jill Thompson, Choice Chiropractic
WE KNOW YOU'RE TIRED
We’d bet our space ship you generally fall into one of two categories:
You’ve tried at least one marketing agency before.
In fact, if you’re like many of our clients, you’ve probably hopped around between a few of them. They promise quick ROI, lots of leads, and funnels on funnels on funnels. Now, you’ve got leads and lists in multiple places with no organization or actual strategy to leverage what you paid for.
You wear 7 different hats and grind your way to success DIY-style.
You do it all because, even though you’ve got a marketing To-Do List miles long with things falling through the cracks, no one can do it like you and you feel like you can’t afford help. Now, you find yourself in an unsustainable situation, handcuffed to your business, with no way of scaling.
did we nail it or what?
Maybe you’re not solidly in one camp or the other or maybe you’re a combo. Either way, what both of these groups have in common is frustration, overwhelm, under-support, chaos, and confusion.
We have 98.7% retention for a reason
When people in our industry find out we don’t rope any of our clients into contracts, we’re usually met with big eyes and raised ‘brows. And, we get it. It’s not the norm in marketing.
But, we tend to be rule breakers and trend-setters. This isn’t the first time we’ve disrupted our industry, although, it might be one of our favorites. Because even though other marketers give us the side-eye, our clients are all for it.
Nothing says “high performance” like “let our service speak for itself.” And that’s exactly what we do. We don’t need to put anyone in a long-term contract because they stick around, all on their own.
We’re big believers in freedom of choice and fair exchange. We can’t imagine taking someone’s money without them being excited to give it to us.
No contracts. No fee stacking. No surprise costs. Just high standards and rocket fuel.
You get an entire marketing team
for a flat monthly fee.
Yes, really. It’s honestly this simple. We know, it’s crazy, but what can you do when you’ve got an alien running the ‘ship?
Mission Control Alien
Every client gets a dedicated project manager to keep the mission galactically aligned and on track.
Strategy Alien
Weekly group coaching calls to walk you through whatever turbulence you’re facing.
Website Alien
You can have us design & build however many custom websites you want, no extra cost.
SEO Alien
DId you know this is its own specialized skill set apart from web development? Yeah, most people don’t.
Design Alien
Branding, logos, lead magnets, social graphics, ebooks, ads creative, etc… we gotchu.
Automation Alien
Nerd alien alert! This guy does flips for integrations, automations, and any marketing admin you’ve got.
Video Alien
Not afraid of being on video? Yay! We aren’t either! We can edit video for any social platform.
Funnel Alien
Not to be confused with the “Bro Marketing” type, we execute funnels with cosmic-level strategy.
Copywriting Alien
Not to toot our own horn here (jk—TOOT TOOT!), but if you like reading our website, you’ll love our copywriters. 🙂
Happiness Alien
It’s a legit title, and it’s who you’ll have a 1:1 call with every 6 weeks to make sure we’re all systems go all the time.
IMAGINE YOUR MOST IDEAL MARKETING EMPLOYEE
This person doesn’t need a To-Do List—they ARE the To-Do List! They identify where your business black holes are, they create solutions to patch them up, they execute on those solutions, and, lastly, they monitor and analyze to make sure those solutions are the RIGHT solutions.
Sounds like a dream, right? Something out of your budget?
Wrong.
With an affordable flat monthly fee (designed for growth at whichever pace you prefer), you get ALL OF THAT just by joining us on our super cool spaceship.
The more the merrier, honestly. We’re quite the party! Hop down to see our pricing models or keep scrolling to check out MORE features. We kind of thought of everything.
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features you'll love
Linus360:
real-time progress
We give you an online portal called Linus360. This portal allows you to:
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Command Deck—You’ve got the power! You’re in charge and this is where you find your controls.
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Real-Time Status — You can see the status of all tasks at any time.
- Direct Integration — This is directly integrated with our project management software. What we do is what you see.
This is how you navigate the ship.
PROGRESS EMAILS
Every time a task moves to “In Progress” or “Complete”, you receive an immediate email notification. No more asking yourself “What are they even doing??”
LIVE CHAT
Direct from your Linus360 portal, you can chat one of our aliens in real time. Ideal for the quick question or status update.
community
Entrepreneurship can be lonely, but that’s not something we subscribe to. We have a community you’ll get access to, where you can connect with others like you.
fast work
We’re out-of-this-world fast, even on our “slowest” plan. We hit our deadlines and usually have revisions by the next day.
high quality
We love a Swiss Army Knife, but for us, we require specialized aliens—absolute experts in their skill set.
Autopilot Mode
Our favorite mode—this is for the client who’s ready to let us completely navigate the ship. It works because we already have the map! *chef’s kiss*
weekly calls
We mentioned community? We’ve also got weekly group coaching calls for that community, included in your membership. When we say we’ve gotchu, we mean it.
Flight Plan Calls
You’ll have 1:1 calls with one of our Happiness Aliens every 6 weeks, designed to clear any static and chart the most strategic path going forward.
On-demand
Enjoying Autopilot mode but need something else to take priority? Your Linus360 portal gives you the ability to make a marketing request on-demand!
Unlimited web edits
Once we’ve launched your website into orbit, you’ll have access to unlimited content updates and web edits, all completed within 24 hours. One more thing—web hosting and maintenance are already included in your membership!
hyper fast communication
If we’re OCD about anything, it’s our communication. No one likes to feel confused or not cared for, so on average, we return all comms within 24 hours (usually it’s the same business day).
No fee stacking
No matter the scope of the project, the full design pivot, the automation complexity, the amount of revisions, the number of websites, brands, or requests, we never stack our fees. We just don’t believe in it.

HOW MUCH ROCKET FUEL DO YOU NEED?
You pay a flat monthly fee for everything listed above and for the cadence in which your marketing tasks are delivered to you. We’ve got two different membership options based on what speed is best for your business.
Cool to set the ‘ship on Autopilot Mode with zero rush? Checkout Blastoff.
Cash flow is good, and it’s time to BUILD? Galaxy is what you want.
You’ve got your coordinates and you need to get there as fast as possible? You’ll love Galaxy plus a Channel or two.
You can upgrade or downgrade as it makes sense—remember we’re a no-contract spaceship.
MOST POPULAR
BLASTOFF MEMBERSHIP
Perfect for New Businesses or Re-Launches
✓ “First Draft” Delivery Time is 5 Business Days
✓ “Revision” Delivery Time is 2 Business Days
✓ One Active Task at a Time
✓ On-Demand Priority Requests
✓ Unlimited Marketing Scope
✓ Strategy Calls Every 6 Weeks
✓ We Use Your Platforms (With Recommendations, If Needed)
✓ No Long-Term Contract
✓ Free Ticket to SPACE CAMP
$750/Month
(Increasing to $900 on August 15, 2025)
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GALAXY MEMBERSHIP
Perfect for Scaling Sustainably
✓ Everything in Blastoff Membership
✓ “First Draft” Delivery Time is 3 Business Days
✓ “Revision” Delivery Time is 1 Business Day
✓ Free Ticket to FLIGHT SCHOOL
✓ Eligible for Our Captain’s Program
$1350/Month
(Increasing to $1500 on August 15, 2025)
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SUPERNOVA MEMBERSHIP
Perfect for Full-Stack Execution
✓ Everything in Galaxy Membership
✓ TWO Active Tasks at a Time
✓ Eligible for Additional Active Tasks (Add a Channel for a 20% Discount)
$2500/Month
(Increasing to $2700 on August 15, 2025)
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Popular software we work with
One of our most foundational principles is putting the power of marketing back into YOUR hands. That means we work on the platforms YOU love. Not the other way around. That said, many of our clients aren’t sure which software to choose, and we’re happy to recommend what’s best for them based on goals, budget, and strategy. No one-size-fits-all solutions here.
Below are some of the most common softwares we work with, but this list is definitely not exhaustive. If you’re wondering if we work with a software not listed, *just ask*.
Are you ready to take control of your marketing?
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